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Here comes the sun

1st Day of SummerJune 21st, 2018

MOM JOKES

One-liners to make the whole family groan. These are too brilliant to take credit for, so I am just sharing the joy. Because mom jokes > dad jokes. YW!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor? He was coffin.
Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something.

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